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Support our mission by contributing a donation.

Why give?

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    Donate now so we can buy more golf clubs and finally stop using tree branches as makeshift drivers!

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    Your donation will help us stock up on beer—because every great shot deserves a great celebration (and maybe a few drinks).

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    Contribute today and help us buy new golf carts, because ours are starting to resemble antique farm equipment.

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    Support us so we can replace those ancient golf balls that explode on impact—making the course safer for everyone and our golf buddies.

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    Pitch in so we can upgrade our clubhouse snacks; no more playing on empty stomachs or dodging that suspicious-looking fruitcake.

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    Help us fund a new putting green—because practicing our short game in the backyard pool just isn’t cutting it anymore.

“Donating to our club is like hitting a hole-in-one at a mini-golf course—impossibly awesome and a great excuse to brag to everyone you know!"

-Gordon Marino

“Donating to our club grants you exclusive access to the wildest golf cart race you’ve ever seen—because nothing says ‘adventure’ like a high-speed chase through the fairway!”

-Joesph “Joe” Mohmma

"Donate to our club and fuel the ultimate beer-fueled golf party—because every great round deserves a great brew and a lot of laughs!”

-”El Bigote”

 FAQs

  • Simply send us your cash, check, or even a small bribe—just kidding, we only accept donations! Whether you prefer to contribute online or hand us a crisp bill in person, your support will help us buy more golf balls and fewer excuses.

  • Not at all! Whether your swing is smooth as butter or more like a wobbly spaghetti noodle, you’re welcome here. We believe everyone has the potential to improve... or at least to have a great time trying.

  • Our motto: “Great golf and great beer go hand in hand!” While we take our game seriously, we believe in celebrating every shot—good, bad, or hilariously disastrous—with a cold brew. Because who needs a perfect round when you’ve got perfect pints?

  • We appreciate the gesture, but our accountant insists that cash is better for our budget. However, if you’d like to contribute beer, we promise to hold a toast in your honor—just make sure it’s not during the final hole of our next tournament!